Quick! Funniest reason for someone to become a villain
Has a crush on the hero and can't be normal about it
Quick! Funniest reason for someone to become a villain
Has a crush on the hero and can't be normal about it
disco elysium players be like man I better save and make sure i have enough healing items there's a really tough paragraph ahead
Jack Rabbits are North American Hares and they’re the WORST to encounter at night becuase:

WELL HOLY SHIT.
CONGRATULATE, THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.
is it ok if I print it out and stick it on the fridge?
It's always "when are you planning on getting your horns shortened" and "you're so brave for keeping your horns" and not "your horns are so large and pristine. I bet the ladies love you"
sorry I took your blorbo and gave them all of my flaws cause I saw myself in them a little bit. yeah, they soaked up all my childhood trauma and fears like a sponge. no, I don't think I can undo it. I'm putting them through unimaginable horrors as we speak, yeah. they're mine now, I'm really sorry. sorry.